Stalin endorsed censorship, non?

Censorship is a pain in the arse, isn't it?

"What?" My mum was rather shocked. "How stupid is that? Maybe I should ring up..."

Of course, I can't tell you what I'm actually talking about; this, apparently, would be breaking some kind of law on slander. And one never knows how many prying eyes could be building up a case against you.

Oh, Simon.

"Well, you tell him from me, if there is no apology, he can find his own bloody limo."

And, as of this moment, this is absolutely the case.

Anyway, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to Marshall for anything I've ever said against him. Everyone who knows me has had to endure, for the past five years, me banging on about the right to free speech, and all that. Now, though, I may as well be wired up to constant CCTV surveillance. Or perhaps I could submit my diary as coursework? Hello everyone, can you see me now?

And as for criticism? Don't be so ridiculous. Don't you know the establishment is perfect? Ha ha.